Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 144thHighest Crime Rates: 320thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 424th
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Population20.5 billion



The Zepublic of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.5 billion Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzcity. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,400 trillion ZZy-eggs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 214,656 ZZy-eggs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,991,192 per year while the poor average 2,178, a ratio of 913 to 1.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, and suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy's national animal is the ZZy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy is ranked 239,553rd in the world and 33rd in Taijitu for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -44.83 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 144thHighest Crime Rates: 320thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 424thMost Armed: 459thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 507thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 578thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 720thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 803rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 823rdLargest Gambling Industry: 882ndMost Rebellious Youth: 902ndFattest Citizens: 963rdMost Avoided: 966thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,384thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,755thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,400thHighest Economic Output: 2,598thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,671stLargest Mining Sector: 3,823rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,797thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,341stHighest Average Incomes: 5,491stLargest Retail Industry: 6,582ndRudest Citizens: 7,144thLargest Populations: 7,248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,851stMost Efficient Economies: 7,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,661stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,953rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,297thTop
Most Pro-Market: 16,459thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,801stHighest Drug Use: 18,208thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,307thSmartest Citizens: 19,080thLargest Black Market: 19,179th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the region

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