Population | 29.524 billion |
Capital | Zyrtulai |
Leader | the Camerlengo |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | zyrce |
Animal | raven |
The Curial Republic of Zyrcrestia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Camerlengo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, soft-spoken computers, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.524 billion Zyrcrestians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zyrtulai. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zyrcrestian economy, worth a remarkable 7,446 trillion zyrces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 252,208 zyrces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown. Zyrcrestia's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Zyrcrestia is ranked 3,742nd in the world and 33rd in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 3,579.70604232 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, nudity is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
- : Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
- : Zyrcrestia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Zyrcrestia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined.
- : Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany the Camerlengo to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.