The Ok'lizuzati Domain of Zuzek is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Xapachtl of Ilishtokqaal with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.859 billion Ok'lizuzatis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilishtokqaal. The average income tax rate is 49.7%.

The all-consuming Ok'lizuzati economy, worth 321 trillion Oachatls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 112,446 Oachatls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, and the official Ok'lizuzati Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuzek's national animal is the Akqelak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ulachetl.

Zuzek is ranked 209,146^th in the world and 48^th in Thegye for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -5.67 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.