Most Influential: 5,183rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,226thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,682nd
The Ok'lizuzati Domain of
Father Knows Best State
not anymore
Deputy of the Steward
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.859 billion

LeaderXapachtl of Ilishtokqaal


The Ok'lizuzati Domain of Zuzek is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Xapachtl of Ilishtokqaal with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.859 billion Ok'lizuzatis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilishtokqaal. The average income tax rate is 49.7%.

The all-consuming Ok'lizuzati economy, worth 321 trillion Oachatls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 112,446 Oachatls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, and the official Ok'lizuzati Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuzek's national animal is the Akqelak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ulachetl.

Zuzek is ranked 209,146th in the world and 48th in Thegye for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -5.67 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 5,183rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,226thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,683rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,738thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,477thHighest Food Quality: 17,775thMost Cultured: 17,929thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,138thLargest Black Market: 18,567thMost Inclusive: 19,760thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,371stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,384thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,531stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,456thBest Weather: 24,641stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,609th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the region

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