Largest Gambling Industry: 523rdLargest Retail Industry: 996thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,658th
The Herd of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Moo?
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zombie Goats

Population4.582 billion

CapitalTrash Bin
LeaderTom
FaithAaaahhhh

Currencybrain
Animalcow

The Herd of Zombie Goats is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tom with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.582 billion Zombie Goatsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trash Bin. The average income tax rate is 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Goatsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,129 trillion brains a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 246,578 brains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zombie Goats's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Goats is ranked 147,374th in the world and 3rd in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner for Most Stationary, with 173.78160405748 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 523rdLargest Retail Industry: 996thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,658thLargest Mining Sector: 2,078thFattest Citizens: 2,212thMost Avoided: 2,524thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,375thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,970thMost Efficient Economies: 4,218thLargest Black Market: 4,349thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,371stHighest Average Incomes: 5,560thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,618thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,205thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,729thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,916thMost Devout: 11,979thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,570thLargest Governments: 12,674thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,561stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,283rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,626thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,043rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,050thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,314thHighest Economic Output: 25,694thMost Patriotic: 25,992nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zombie Goats lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Goats, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Goats, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Goats, a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Goats, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Goats, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art".
  • : Zombie Goats's influence in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Goats, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Goats, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Goats, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.

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