Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,298th
The Psychotic Depravity of
Iron Fist Consumerists
By The Zombies For The Zombies
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zombie 8

Population12.083 billion

CapitalBastrop
LeaderJessies Girl
FaithCritical Thinking

Currencykrona
Animaltiger

The Psychotic Depravity of Zombie 8 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jessies Girl with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.083 billion Zombie 8ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastrop. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 8ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,099 trillion kronor a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,726 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 694,558 per year while the poor average 29,194, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Nose plugs are the latest Zombie 8ian fashion accessory, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 8's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Critical Thinking.

Zombie 8 is ranked 255,598th in the world and 836th in NationStates for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -19.52 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,298thMost Patriotic: 1,555thLargest Mining Sector: 1,905thLargest Black Market: 2,073rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,938thNudest: 4,315thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,631stMost Avoided: 6,853rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,615thHighest Economic Output: 8,999thHighest Average Incomes: 10,652ndMost Secular: 10,793rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,686thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,726thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,064thMost Efficient Economies: 14,230thLowest Crime Rates: 16,893rdMost Conservative: 18,153rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,092ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,445thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,692ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,997thMost Authoritarian: 21,875thMost Influential: 23,138thMost Developed: 24,016th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, nose plugs are the latest Zombie 8ian fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Zombie 8 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, the term "Native Zombie 8ian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.

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