Population | 15.794 billion |
Capital | Bastrop |
Leader | Jessies Girl |
Faith | Critical Thinking |
Currency | krona |
Animal | tiger |
The Psychotic Depravity of Zombie 8 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jessies Girl with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.794 billion Zombie 8ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastrop. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Zombie 8ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,178 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,536 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,015,153 per year while the poor average 47,525, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.
Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 8's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Critical Thinking.
Zombie 8 is ranked 7,006th in the world and 96th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.16 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Zombie 8 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, the Top 5% for Most Conservative, and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 8, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.