The Psychotic Depravity of Zombie 8 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jessies Girl with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.083 billion Zombie 8ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastrop. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 8ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,099 trillion kronor a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,726 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 694,558 per year while the poor average 29,194, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Nose plugs are the latest Zombie 8ian fashion accessory, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 8's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Critical Thinking.

Zombie 8 is ranked 255,598^th in the world and 836^th in NationStates for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -19.52 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.