Most Ignorant Citizens: 720thLargest Mining Sector: 1,471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,871st
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Zombie 59

Population2.788 billion

CapitalNassaux
LeaderPhillix Daviz
FaithBrains

Currencydenier
Animalcow

The Rogue Nation of Zombie 59 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Phillix Daviz with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.788 billion Zombie 59ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassaux. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 59ian economy, worth 375 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,753 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Phillix Daviz in ermine and velvet garb, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 59's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 59 is ranked 91,836th in the world and 294th in NationStates for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,552.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 720thLargest Mining Sector: 1,471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,871stMost Devout: 2,729thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,910thMost Avoided: 2,974thFattest Citizens: 3,152ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,005thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,646thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,932ndLargest Black Market: 6,090thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,297thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,765thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,888thMost Efficient Economies: 16,504thHighest Average Incomes: 20,261stMost Patriotic: 20,434thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,274thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,367thMost Primitive: 24,471stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,335thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,500th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Devout: 65th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionMost Avoided: 88th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 59, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 59, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 59, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Phillix Daviz in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 59, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 59, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 59, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 59, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Zombie 59 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 59, traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 59, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Zombie 59ians like vultures.

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