The Terror of Zombie 5 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Z5 with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.195 billion Zombie 5ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victory. The average income tax rate is 76.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Zombie 5ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,594 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,444 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Zombie 5, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 5's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is voodoo.
Zombie 5 is ranked 3,527th in the world and 15th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.55 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Zombie 5, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 5, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 5, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Zombie 5.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 5, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 5, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 5, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 5, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 5, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 5, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 5, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.