The Rogue Nation of Zombie 49 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Brain Surgeon with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.666 billion Zombie 49ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neurology. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 49ian economy, worth 838 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 179,700 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 49's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 49 is ranked 242,058^th in the world and 614^th in NationStates for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.