Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 245thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 548thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,056th
The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Endure
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Zombie 49

Population4.666 billion

CapitalNeurology
LeaderBrain Surgeon
FaithBrains

Currencyrupee
Animaldolphin

The Rogue Nation of Zombie 49 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Brain Surgeon with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.666 billion Zombie 49ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neurology. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 49ian economy, worth 838 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 179,700 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 49's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 49 is ranked 242,058th in the world and 614th in NationStates for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 245thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 548thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,056thLargest Mining Sector: 1,073rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,494thTop
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Most Patriotic: 2,826thMost Avoided: 2,831stMost Primitive: 3,126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,171stLargest Black Market: 3,768thFattest Citizens: 4,303rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,662ndNudest: 6,063rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,675thHighest Average Incomes: 9,788thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,856thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,466thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,795thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,372ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,225thMost Secular: 18,306thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,383rd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44th in the regionMost Avoided: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 58th in the regionFattest Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 74th in the regionMost Primitive: 80th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zombie 49 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 49, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 49, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 49, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 49, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 49, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 49, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 49, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 49, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 49, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Brain Surgeon.

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