Largest Mining Sector: 670thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 687thMost Patriotic: 988th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace and Justice
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Zombie 38

Population8.516 billion

CapitalKid Gloves
LeaderGator Bob
FaithBrains

Currencydollar
Animalgiraffe

The Rogue Nation of Zombie 38 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gator Bob with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.516 billion Zombie 38ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kid Gloves. The average income tax rate is 72.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 38ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,267 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 266,250 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Zombie 38, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 38's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 38 is ranked 36,232nd in the world and 309th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 1,246.9340630728 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 670thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 687thMost Patriotic: 988thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,324thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,495thLargest Black Market: 2,127thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,228thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,393rdTop
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Most Avoided: 2,999thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,101stHighest Average Incomes: 4,307thMost Efficient Economies: 5,340thNudest: 8,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,218thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,335thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,252ndHighest Economic Output: 10,425thLargest Governments: 12,497thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,993rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,328thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 14,992ndMost Devout: 15,502ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,944thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,825thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,034thMost Influential: 20,983rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,388thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,489thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,498thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,195th
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Most Patriotic: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionNudest: 71st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 72nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Zombie 38.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.

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