Population | 8.516 billion |
Capital | Kid Gloves |
Leader | Gator Bob |
Faith | Brains |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | giraffe |
The Rogue Nation of Zombie 38 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gator Bob with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.516 billion Zombie 38ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kid Gloves. The average income tax rate is 72.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Zombie 38ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,267 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 266,250 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Zombie 38, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 38's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.
Zombie 38 is ranked 36,232nd in the world and 309th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 1,246.9340630728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Zombie 38.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 38, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.