Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 225thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 438thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 541st
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Zombie 37

Population8.514 billion

CapitalHato Herpened
LeaderHilda Hilarious
FaithBrains

Currencybaht
Animalwolf

The Rogue Nation of Zombie 37 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hilda Hilarious with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.514 billion Zombie 37ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hato Herpened. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 37ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,266 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 266,157 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 868,581 per year while the poor average 61,353, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 37's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 37 is ranked 36,250th in the world and 316th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 1,246.142431635 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 225thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 438thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 541stMost Patriotic: 918thLargest Mining Sector: 1,050thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,404thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,439thLargest Black Market: 2,391stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,085thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,035thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,264thHighest Average Incomes: 4,313thMost Armed: 4,434thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,613thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,378thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,094thMost Efficient Economies: 7,154thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,369thHighest Economic Output: 10,435thLowest Crime Rates: 11,267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,904thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,672ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,605thLargest Governments: 16,317thMost Influential: 21,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,903rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,961stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,920thMost Devout: 28,513th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.

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