Population | 8.514 billion |
Capital | Hato Herpened |
Leader | Hilda Hilarious |
Faith | Brains |
Currency | baht |
Animal | wolf |
The Rogue Nation of Zombie 37 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hilda Hilarious with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.514 billion Zombie 37ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hato Herpened. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Zombie 37ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,266 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 266,157 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 868,581 per year while the poor average 61,353, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.
The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 37's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.
Zombie 37 is ranked 36,250th in the world and 316th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 1,246.142431635 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 37, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.