Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 193rdLargest Mining Sector: 442nd
The Taupe Psychosis of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Colour Me Taupe
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zombie 17

Population6.942 billion

CapitalSplatterville
LeaderLady Arnez
FaithHonky Tonk

Currencydenier
Animalporpoise

The Taupe Psychosis of Zombie 17 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Arnez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.942 billion Zombie 17ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Splatterville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 17ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,606 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 231,448 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, hazmat suits are a common Zombie 17ian garb, and epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 17's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Honky Tonk.

Zombie 17 is ranked 250,103rd in the world and 708th in NationStates for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 193rdLargest Mining Sector: 442ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,383rdMost Patriotic: 2,121stLargest Black Market: 2,223rdTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,799thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,429thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,713thHighest Average Incomes: 4,953rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,586thMost Efficient Economies: 5,900thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,377thMost Armed: 8,029thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,144thMost Primitive: 10,154thMost Secular: 10,201stLowest Crime Rates: 10,760thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,945thLargest Governments: 12,334thHighest Economic Output: 12,390thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,400thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,242ndMost Developed: 17,920thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,773rdMost Influential: 23,150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,513thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,370thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,628th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 17, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 17, hazmat suits are a common Zombie 17ian garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 17, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 17, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 17, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 17, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 17, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 17, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Zombie 17 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 17, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.

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