The Federated Territory of Zneyvind Outpost is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Generalmajor Johann Plisker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The democratic population of 8.011 billion Peninsularians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zneyvind Planetary One. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zneyvind Outpostian economy, worth 841 trillion principens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 104,987 principens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Eminent domain has been abolished, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Peninsularians, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, and politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"). Crime is totally unknown. Zneyvind Outpost's national animal is the arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zneyvind Outpost is ranked 18,316^th in the world and 22^nd in Gholgoth for Smartest Citizens, with 65.5 quips per hour.