Population | 12.143 billion |
Capital | Yodle City |
Leader | Emperor Wuff |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Zombie |
The Holy Blue Republic of Zip is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.143 billion Ziptopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Zipian economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 127,660 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Rare steaks seem even bluer now, interest in globalism never flags, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Zip's national animal is the Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Zip is ranked 88,440th in the world and 73rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Stationary, with 514.9205732284 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zip was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Zip was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Zip was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Zip, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records.
- : Following new legislation in Zip, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
- : Following new legislation in Zip, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Zip, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
- : Following new legislation in Zip, saying "don't do anything that Emperor Wuff wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in Zip, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Zip, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.