Population | 9.179 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | beaver |
The Dictatorship of Zinatus Havionia is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 9.179 billion Zinatus Havionians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Zinatus Havionian economy, worth 380 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,446 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, babies are a small but significant export, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zinatus Havionia's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Zinatus Havionia is ranked 201,092nd in the world and 46th in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Stationary, with 46.22380375008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zinatus Havionia's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Zinatus Havionia's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Zinatus Havionia's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Truckler".
- : Zinatus Havionia's influence in Keep of Darkness XL rose from "Zero" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Zinatus Havionia relocated from Suspicious to Keep of Darkness XL.
- : Zinatus Havionia's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Zinatus Havionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Zinatus Havionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Zinatus Havionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Zinatus Havionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.