Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,689thMost Devout: 8,837thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,259th
The Principality of
Father Knows Best State
We serve Zicona
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Ziconean Royal Ambassador

Population2.715 billion

CapitalGalata

CurrencyZiconean Dollar
AnimalEagle

The Principality of Ziconean Royal Ambassador is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.715 billion Ziconeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galata. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.0%.

The powerhouse Ziconean economy, worth 308 trillion Ziconean Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,721 Ziconean Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the statue in the Krustofsky Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ziconean Royal Ambassador's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ziconean Royal Ambassador is ranked 41,781st in the world and 1st in Socialist United Front HQ for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,395.16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,689thMost Devout: 8,837thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,259thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,432ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,209thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,273rdMost Cultured: 21,580thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,843rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ziconean Royal Ambassador altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Ziconean Royal Ambassador, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Ziconean Royal Ambassador, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Ziconean Royal Ambassador, the statue in the Ziconean Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Ziconean Royal Ambassador, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Ziconean Royal Ambassador, programmers often reinvent the wheel.
  • : Ziconean Royal Ambassador was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Ziconean Royal Ambassador, the government spends millions of Ziconean Dollars every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ziconean Royal Ambassador, the entire entry for Ziconean Royal Ambassador in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ziconean Royal Ambassador, people's charity begins and ends at home.

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