Most Devout: 57thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79thMost Ignorant Citizens: 122nd
The Polemic Hagiarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
That's just the way the system works.
Tulkinghorn
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zenzibar

Population15.61 billion

CapitalBleak House
LeaderTulkinghorn
FaithOrthodoxical Pulsification

CurrencyFood Stamp
Animalcricket

The Polemic Hagiarchy of Zenzibar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tulkinghorn with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.61 billion Zenzites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bleak House. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The all-consuming Zenzish economy, worth a remarkable 3,670 trillion Food Stamps a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,157 Food Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zenzibar's national animal is the cricket, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxical Pulsification.

Zenzibar is ranked 68,342nd in the world and 110th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,396.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Devout: 57thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79thMost Ignorant Citizens: 122ndMost Primitive: 127thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 233rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 333rdMost Corrupt Governments: 356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 552ndLargest Black Market: 561stMost Influential: 726thBest Weather: 798thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,450thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,508thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,607thLowest Crime Rates: 1,680thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,957thLargest Governments: 2,539thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,589thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,255thHighest Average Incomes: 4,725thMost Authoritarian: 4,828thMost Patriotic: 4,857thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,928thMost Conservative: 5,287thMost Stationary: 5,702ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,886thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,359thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,880thLargest Populations: 18,837thMost Extreme: 25,022nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zenzibar's influence in Capitalist Paradise fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Zenzibar, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Zenzibar, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Zenzibar endorsed The Perfect Democracy of Sander and Dim Sum.
  • : Following new legislation in Zenzibar, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Zenzibar, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Zenzibar was endorsed by Capitalistdweeb.
  • : Zenzibar was endorsed by The Perfect Democracy of Sander and Dim Sum.
  • : Following new legislation in Zenzibar, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Zenzibar, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Tulkinghorn's desk.

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