Most Devout: 52ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87thMost Ignorant Citizens: 116th
The Polemic Hagiarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
That's just the way the system works.
Tulkinghorn
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Zenzibar

Population13.4 billion

CapitalBleak House
LeaderTulkinghorn
FaithOrthodoxical Pulsification

CurrencyFood Stamp
Animalcricket

The Polemic Hagiarchy of Zenzibar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tulkinghorn with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.4 billion Zenzites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bleak House. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The powerhouse Zenzish economy, worth a remarkable 3,003 trillion Food Stamps a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,167 Food Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals, and politicians literally speak literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zenzibar's national animal is the cricket, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxical Pulsification.

Zenzibar is ranked 87th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 70,444.75 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Devout: 52ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87thMost Ignorant Citizens: 116thMost Primitive: 127thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 280thMost Corrupt Governments: 362ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 460thLargest Black Market: 536thBest Weather: 756thMost Influential: 836thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,497thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,683rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,787thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,450thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,810thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,861stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,025thMost Patriotic: 4,182ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,864thHighest Economic Output: 4,938thMost Authoritarian: 5,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,613thMost Stationary: 6,287thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,940thMost Conservative: 7,732ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,560thLargest Populations: 20,951stMost Extreme: 21,043rd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionMost Income Equality: 28th in the region

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