The Republic of Zelenskraine is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 438 million Zelenskraineans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Zelenskrainean economy, worth 38.6 trillion Hrivnas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is 88,179 Hrivnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes, the diplomatic corps stinks, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zelenskraine's national animal is the Nightingale, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Zelenskraine is ranked 219,786th in the world and 903rd in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -6.86 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zelenskraine was endorsed by
The Hetalian FairyFriend Kingdom of Leranditale.
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Zelenskraine was endorsed by
The Republic of Polis Ortigia.
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Zelenskraine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
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Zelenskraine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
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Zelenskraine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
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Zelenskraine, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
- : Following new legislation in
Zelenskraine, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in
Zelenskraine, the diplomatic corps stinks.
- : Following new legislation in
Zelenskraine, the nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes.
- : Following new legislation in
Zelenskraine, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 237 » Eppur,
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Europe a Nation,
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Polis Ortigia, and
Leranditale.