Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,092ndMost Influential: 6,214thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,686th
The United Provinces of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Democracy is for the weak
Dwight Flaming Harrison
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.135 billion

LeaderDwight Flaming Harrison

CurrencyRandom BS

The United Provinces of Zeelaa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dwight Flaming Harrison with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.135 billion Zeelaans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ertonburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zeelaan economy, worth 243 trillion Random BS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,174 Random BS, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeelaa's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Basedism.

Zeelaa is ranked 38,182nd in the world and 447th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,579.1 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,092ndMost Influential: 6,214thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,686thTop
Most Secular: 14,704thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,890thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,037thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,512thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,453rdMost Developed: 20,580thLargest Retail Industry: 21,901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,163rdMost Patriotic: 22,386th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 109th in the region

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