Largest Agricultural Sector: 69thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 80thMost Stationary: 137th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Hermit
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Zeekelonia

Population39.515 billion

CapitalBeech Grove
LeaderZeek the Cruel

CurrencyZeekmark
AnimalEager Beaver

The Constitutional Monarchy of Zeekelonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Zeek the Cruel with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 39.515 billion Zeekelonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beech Grove. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zeekelonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,902 trillion Zeekmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 199,987 Zeekmarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zeekelonia's national animal is the Eager Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeekelonia is ranked 268,481st in the world and 1st in Tunguska for Best Weather, with -361 meters of sunlight.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 69thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 80thMost Stationary: 137thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 295thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 639thLargest Publishing Industry: 642ndFattest Citizens: 733rdLargest Populations: 756thMost Devout: 871stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 976thHighest Economic Output: 1,036thLargest Retail Industry: 1,315thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,585thRudest Citizens: 1,828thMost Cultured: 1,864thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,879thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,958thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,926thLargest Mining Sector: 4,080thSafest: 4,311thMost Influential: 6,452ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,758thHighest Average Incomes: 7,332ndSmartest Citizens: 8,153rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,300thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,488thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,741stMost Efficient Economies: 26,359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,960th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zeekelonia, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeekelonia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeekelonia, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeekelonia, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeekelonia, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Beech Grove Times is sold out.
  • : Zeekelonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeekelonia, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeekelonia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeekelonia, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeekelonia, people eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare.

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