Largest Insurance Industry: 1,491stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,774thLargest Populations: 4,844th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
Mao zedong
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zedong mao

Population25.179 billion

CapitalBeijing
LeaderZedong Mao

Currencyxxx
Animalxxx

The Dictatorship of Zedong mao is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Zedong Mao with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.179 billion Zedong maoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zedong maoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,167 trillion xxxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,807 xxxes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 589,942 per year while the poor average 15,995, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, the entire entry for Zedong mao in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and sex changes are routinely performed at Zedong mao's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zedong mao's national animal is the xxx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zedong mao is ranked 144,310th in the world and 50th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Smartest Citizens, with 26.57 quips per hour.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,491stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,774thLargest Populations: 4,844thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,893rdHighest Economic Output: 5,030thLargest Black Market: 5,599thLargest Mining Sector: 6,433rdMost Avoided: 9,148thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,320thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,311thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,326thMost Patriotic: 17,198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,200thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,144thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,786thMost Efficient Economies: 21,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,360thMost Developed: 24,019thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,252ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,946th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zedong mao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Zedong mao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Zedong mao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Zedong mao, sex changes are routinely performed at Zedong mao's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Zedong mao, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Following new legislation in Zedong mao, the entire entry for Zedong mao in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Zedong mao, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Following new legislation in Zedong mao, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Zedong mao, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Zedong mao, when their backs are against the walls Zedong maoans look out for gay men.

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