The Monkey Empire of Zebruski is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Harambe the Great with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 1.977 billion Zebruk's have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscovia. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zebruskian economy, worth 281 trillion €Zelks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,570 €Zelks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zebruski's national animal is the Sprunkers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Space Zoreanism.

Zebruski is ranked 9,987^th in the world and 1^st in Amalgamated Federation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,410.19 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.