Most Influential: 522ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,310th
The Technocratic Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Chief Executive Of Federal Affairs
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Population4.218 billion

LeaderChief Executive Of Federal Affairs


The Technocratic Federation of Zarulia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Executive Of Federal Affairs with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.218 billion Zarulians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quantico. The average income tax rate is 18.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zarulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,143 trillion Qrystals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,207 Qrystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zarulia's national animal is the Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zarulia is ranked 56,218th in the world and 285th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,699.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 522ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,310thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,628thMost Armed: 1,785thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,251stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,346thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,550thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,600thTop
Most Secular: 3,157thHighest Average Incomes: 3,164thMost Avoided: 3,215thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,397thMost Patriotic: 3,694thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,048thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,452ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,823rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,861stSmartest Citizens: 6,493rdMost Developed: 6,786thLargest Black Market: 7,131stLargest Insurance Industry: 7,372ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,526thRudest Citizens: 7,855thLargest Mining Sector: 8,764thMost Inclusive: 10,573rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,160thLargest Governments: 13,698thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,410thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,457thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,893rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,304thLowest Crime Rates: 18,449thHighest Economic Output: 18,716thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,007thMost Authoritarian: 26,304th
Most Armed: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionMost Patriotic: 43rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 63rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 107th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Zarulia was endorsed by The Worker's Socialist Commune of Flyrinia.
  • : Zarulia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Zarulia was endorsed by The Federation of Galicia-Podolia.
  • : Zarulia was endorsed by The Republic of Polis Ortigia.


World Assembly

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