Most Primitive: 3,191stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,302ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,743rd
The Chosen People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
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Zapadoslavia

Population21.21 billion

CapitalPutingrad
LeaderQuasi-Saviour Overlord President
FaithTrue Church of the True God

Currencyruble
Animalcomrade bear

The Chosen People's Republic of Zapadoslavia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Quasi-Saviour Overlord President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.21 billion Zapadoslavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Putingrad. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Zapadoslavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,562 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zapadoslavia's national animal is the comrade bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is True Church of the True God.

Zapadoslavia is ranked 17,336th in the world and 4th in Microtopia for Most Stationary, with 1,717.65680347672 days.

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Most Primitive: 3,191stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,302ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,743rdMost Authoritarian: 5,144thMost Conservative: 5,437thFattest Citizens: 7,162ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,422ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,128thLargest Populations: 14,314thTop
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Most Armed: 15,429thMost Stationary: 17,336thMost Patriotic: 17,819thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,830thLargest Governments: 20,612thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,202ndMost Devout: 22,538thLargest Black Market: 23,187thMost Extreme: 27,875th
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10%
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zapadoslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Zapadoslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Zapadoslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Zapadoslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Zapadoslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Zapadoslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Zapadoslavia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Zapadoslavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Zapadoslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Following new legislation in Zapadoslavia, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.

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