Population | 23.447 billion |
Capital | Crestelia City |
Leader | Tamatsuki Akira |
Faith | Universalism |
Currency | OREMINIUM |
Animal | Berserk Laviente |
The Weirdo Empire of Zamri1138 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.447 billion ZAMRI1138IANs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crestelia City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zamri1138ian economy, worth an astonishing 20,170 trillion OREMINIUMS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 860,273 OREMINIUMS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, recognizing the Zamri1138ian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and the fate of the world literally rests on Tamatsuki Akira's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zamri1138's national animal is the Berserk Laviente, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Universalism.
Zamri1138 is ranked 109,374th in the world and 2nd in The top 3 giant for Most Stationary, with 365.4321272344 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zamri1138 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, the fate of the world literally rests on Tamatsuki Akira's fingers.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, recognizing the Zamri1138ian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, tens of thousands of ZAMRI1138IANs rock the night away at the annual SuperLob.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, babysitters are a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.