Largest Insurance Industry: 162ndHighest Economic Output: 227thMost Avoided: 263rd
The Wealthy Evil Empire of
Corporate Police State
No moto since 1902
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Zamberdaf

Population39.388 billion

CapitalZamberdaf City
LeaderEvil Emperor Esob
FaithAll hail the evil emperor

Currencymonkey tail
Animalscreamapiller

The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Evil Emperor Esob with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.388 billion Zamberdafians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zamberdaf City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zamberdafian economy, worth an astonishing 15,178 trillion monkey tails a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 385,361 monkey tails, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,464,692 per year while the poor average 24,668, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', Zamberdafians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, sleeping on the job is recommended, and slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zamberdaf's national animal is the screamapiller, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All hail the evil emperor.

Zamberdaf is ranked 1,171st in the world and 18th in Wysteria for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 83,978.48 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 162ndHighest Economic Output: 227thMost Avoided: 263rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 302ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 324thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 347thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 374thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 377thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 398thMost Corrupt Governments: 446thFattest Citizens: 454thLargest Gambling Industry: 480thLargest Mining Sector: 539thMost Ignorant Citizens: 542ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 543rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 553rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 664thLargest Populations: 820thLargest Retail Industry: 953rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,100thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,124thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,171stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,201stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,218thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,475thRudest Citizens: 1,934thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,971stMost Efficient Economies: 2,294thTop
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Nudest: 4,097thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,351stMost Conservative: 4,775thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,024thLargest Black Market: 5,065thMost Patriotic: 6,591stMost Influential: 7,550thLargest Governments: 9,831stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,017thMost Armed: 14,409thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,888thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,574thLowest Crime Rates: 21,639thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,781stMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,016th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, Zamberdafians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, theoretical science is only theoretical.

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