The Dominion of Zajum is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.89 billion Zajumians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zajumian economy, worth 704 trillion zupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,013 zupees, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zajum's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zajum is ranked 16,784^th in the world and 102^nd in Gardenia Botanicum for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.48 law-abiding acts per hour.