The Uluandom of Zabacuz is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Uluan Girilayacandrasa Zabacuziz Mangate with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 941 million Zabacuzizzes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kampoengdarnimala. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zabacuziz economy, worth 106 trillion Sluzzes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,485 Sluzzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zabacuz's national animal is the Ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zabacuz is ranked 162,053^rd in the world and 6,858^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.