The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 93 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.222 billion Yuyu Puppet 93ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 93ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,160 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,103 Yuyu coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 510,260 per year while the poor average 27,846, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Yuyuball fields, government spending has hit an all-time low, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 93's national animal is the Yuyu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yuyu Puppet 93 is ranked 120,418^th in the world and 127^th in Willow Farm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.66 law-abiding acts per hour.