The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 83 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.268 billion Yuyu Puppet 83ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 83ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,539 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,257 Yuyu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", high school bands practice by moonlight, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 83's national animal is the Yuyu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yuyu Puppet 83 is ranked 18,997^th in the world and 13^th in Willow Farm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.56 law-abiding acts per hour.