Largest Black Market: 4,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,616thMost Armed: 4,714th
The Colony of
Authoritarian Democracy
Yuyushiki
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Yuyu Puppet 69

Population8.185 billion

CurrencyYuyu coin
AnimalYuyu

The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 69 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.185 billion Yuyu Puppet 69ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 69ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,626 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 198,678 Yuyu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 69's national animal is the Yuyu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yuyu Puppet 69 is ranked 89,296th in the world and 73rd in Willow Farm for Most Stationary, with 508.8206118546 days.

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Largest Black Market: 4,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,616thMost Armed: 4,714thNudest: 4,855thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,704thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,765thLargest Mining Sector: 6,908thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,188thMost Devout: 7,480thLargest Retail Industry: 8,967thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,171stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,465thMost Avoided: 9,499thHighest Average Incomes: 10,344thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,804thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,153rdMost Patriotic: 17,521stMost Efficient Economies: 17,852ndLargest Governments: 19,826thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,545thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,911thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,040thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,138th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yuyu Puppet 69 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Yuyu Puppet 69 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Yuyu Puppet 69 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Yuyu Puppet 69 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Yuyu Puppet 69's influence in Willow Farm rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 69, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 69, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 69, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 69, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 69, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.

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