Population | 8.21 billion |
Currency | Yuyu coin |
Animal | Yuyu |
The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 5 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.21 billion Yuyu Puppet 5ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,675 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,033 Yuyu coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 5's national animal is the Yuyu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Yuyu Puppet 5 is ranked 89,231st in the world and 9th in Willow Farm for Most Stationary, with 508.82996601528 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yuyu Puppet 5 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 5, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Yuyu Puppet 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Yuyu Puppet 5 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Yuyu Puppet 5 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Yuyu Puppet 5's influence in Willow Farm rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Yuyu Puppet 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 5, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 5, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 5, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.