The Kingdom of Yummasia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.526 billion Yummasians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yummasian economy, worth 231 trillion Ruppolars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 151,445 Ruppolars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up. Crime is totally unknown. Yummasia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Wingism.

Yummasia is ranked 36,998^th in the world and 159^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,498.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.