Nudest: 1,732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,857thMost Influential: 2,392nd
The Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down...
Rick Astley
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Population1.526 billion

LeaderRick Astley


The Kingdom of Yummasia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.526 billion Yummasians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yummasian economy, worth 231 trillion Ruppolars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 151,445 Ruppolars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up. Crime is totally unknown. Yummasia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Wingism.

Yummasia is ranked 36,998th in the world and 159th in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,498.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Nudest: 1,732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,857thMost Influential: 2,392ndTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,447thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,051stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,388thLargest Retail Industry: 5,755thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,183rdMost Secular: 6,209thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,839thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,287thLargest Mining Sector: 12,292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,828thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,614thMost Efficient Economies: 14,645thHighest Average Incomes: 14,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,727thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,293rdLargest Black Market: 18,436thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,553rdMost Inclusive: 19,104thMost Developed: 20,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,112th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yummasia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Yummasia lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Yummasia, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
  • : Yummasia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Yummasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in Yummasia, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Yummasia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Yummasia was endorsed by The Federation of The Harriden Islands.
  • : Yummasia lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Yummasia lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 120 » Meowtremulous, Hubdova, Empireedy, Ziroxeut, Duby, Terra-Prisma, Socialist Platypus, The Capitalist China Party, Seolia, Cadiona, Sri Malawi, Nibelia, New Republic of Romeo, Jolly Industries, Celestial Flames, Galliadurm, Daraln, Moskovskie, Scholar, Polska Empir, Northshires, Achlos, The Seventh German Reich, Aether Inc, Novo Reslas, Liberto-Ancapistan, Adalwulf, StarGaiz, Ropen, Dyrland, Tarzantos El Camosia, Stustu, Ocean Sunsets, Nordharz, Baccara, Ruotsaland, Teeksaw, Primis Tenebris, Pervincia, Aelandi, Miraslav, Cubanboys, Lislandia, Altareynsikht, Parasano, Terra Celtae, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Cyzixraqab, AusValia, Loveable Dogs, and 70 others.Neovirak, Timiskrane, Kal Unain, Horacko Federation, Idanware, Kinshinsoukan, Paul Pasch, South Blorbo, Joesephania-Bidonia, El Blurkistan, Dennis the Goat, The Greater Springs, Ximavia, Charville, Padool, Red Finlandian Guard, Wollo, Engsocial, Shovell, Grand Order Of Lodgec, The 7 Unions, Lugunica, Kingdom of Faizan, LC Land, Non opresive German Empire, Taentermatown, Balan Bar, Great Koryeo, Utah Republic, Unidentified-nation, Tee Googly Coffee Me, The Texas Constantium, Corporate Disney, Free Azell, Pasta Pirates, Mylios, Koneule, The Cape Horn, Peacefounders, Threinfhiria, Orlys, UnirState, Spoolland, Phtz, Olornia, Pandorivia, Talvi, Thembery Argrand, Torcan, Ist Grald Boy, Panerialand, Revendani, Neuber, Theocratic Disciples of Christ, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Catotoland, Galvanica, Ciapore, Falcotria, Lashyr, Femboykhstan, Khlachten, Wakaru, Saravento, Sarolandia, The Psittacines, The Error Union, Azflebrigan, Adka, and Hydrusite.