Largest Soda Pop Sector: 66thRudest Citizens: 76thLargest Retail Industry: 90th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Sic Semper Tyrannis
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Ysarga

Population8.109 billion

CapitalYunaki
LeaderAngela
FaithNecromancy

CurrencyLumen
AnimalAngel

The Republic of Ysarga is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Angela with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.109 billion Ysargans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yunaki. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ysargan economy, worth a remarkable 2,414 trillion Lumens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 297,731 Lumens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,708,255 per year while the poor average 24,983, a ratio of 68.4 to 1.

Belief that Angela is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, sports club owners are having a moneyball, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ysarga's national animal is the Angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

Ysarga is ranked 79,148th in the world and 1,959th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,829.79 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 66thRudest Citizens: 76thLargest Retail Industry: 90thHighest Crime Rates: 98thMost Armed: 113thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 117thFattest Citizens: 168thMost Avoided: 169thLargest Gambling Industry: 319thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 379thHighest Disposable Incomes: 671stMost Rebellious Youth: 674thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,288thMost Inclusive: 1,761stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,281stHighest Average Incomes: 2,360thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,693rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,775thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,888thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,045thMost Efficient Economies: 3,890thNudest: 5,685thHighest Economic Output: 7,758thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,806thSmartest Citizens: 15,076thMost Stationary: 18,618thMost Influential: 19,624thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,954thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,927thLargest Black Market: 23,174thMost Pro-Market: 27,610th
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionNudest: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 141st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 209th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 216th in the regionMost Politically Free: 221st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 227th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 309th in the regionMost Stationary: 309th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 340th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 405th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 437th in the regionLargest Black Market: 466th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 495th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 576th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 621st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 694th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, sports club owners are having a moneyball.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, belief that Angela is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Ysarga was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Angela's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Ysarga was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, several inches are being added to first class seating.

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