Most Ignorant Citizens: 117thHighest Drug Use: 149thHighest Crime Rates: 212th
The Serene Deliberations of
Left-wing Utopia
One for All and All for Everyone
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Yraipotnoj

Population17.265 billion

CapitalHomesville
LeaderMalandros Gumbhi
FaithDeism

CurrencyLoaf of Hovis
AnimalCapybara

The Serene Deliberations of Yraipotnoj is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Malandros Gumbhi with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.265 billion Yraipotnojis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homesville. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yraipotnoji economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion Loaves of Hovis a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 136,474 Loaves of Hovis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, and a flying elephant and Malandros Gumbhi share the same nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yraipotnoj's national animal is the Capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Deism.

Yraipotnoj is ranked 16,517th in the world and 402nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,735.72463913552 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 117thHighest Drug Use: 149thHighest Crime Rates: 212thMost Avoided: 244thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 296thMost Armed: 415thFattest Citizens: 424thMost Corrupt Governments: 664thRudest Citizens: 856thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,293rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,535thMost Primitive: 1,763rdLargest Black Market: 2,139thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,008thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,309thLargest Mining Sector: 3,483rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,871stLargest Retail Industry: 4,957thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,370thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,673rdHighest Economic Output: 9,884thMost Devout: 10,495thMost Influential: 13,498thTop
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Most Stationary: 16,517thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,031stLargest Populations: 21,222ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,665thHighest Average Incomes: 27,867th
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionMost Primitive: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 58th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 103rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 142nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 168th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 184th in the regionMost Politically Free: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 266th in the regionMost Devout: 274th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 281st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 308th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 354th in the regionMost Stationary: 402nd in the regionNudest: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 671st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, a flying elephant and Malandros Gumbhi share the same nickname.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Yraipotnoj was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
  • : Yraipotnoj was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Yraipotnoj was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, students cut up leftover Loaves of Hovis during Arts and Crafts.

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