Population | 17.265 billion |
Capital | Homesville |
Leader | Malandros Gumbhi |
Faith | Deism |
Currency | Loaf of Hovis |
Animal | Capybara |
The Serene Deliberations of Yraipotnoj is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Malandros Gumbhi with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.265 billion Yraipotnojis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homesville. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yraipotnoji economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion Loaves of Hovis a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 136,474 Loaves of Hovis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, and a flying elephant and Malandros Gumbhi share the same nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yraipotnoj's national animal is the Capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Deism.
Yraipotnoj is ranked 16,517th in the world and 402nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,735.72463913552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, a flying elephant and Malandros Gumbhi share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Yraipotnoj was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
- : Yraipotnoj was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
- : Yraipotnoj was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, students cut up leftover Loaves of Hovis during Arts and Crafts.