Population | 8.055 billion |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | swan |
The Republic of You 346 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.055 billion You 346ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.
The large but underdeveloped You 346ian economy, worth 369 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,847 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, the dartboard at the You 346ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You 346's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
You 346 is ranked 155,494th in the world and 248th in Dead Sea for Fattest Citizens, with 9.86 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in You 346, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in You 346, the dartboard at the You 346ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
- : Following new legislation in You 346, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in You 346, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in You 346, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
- : Following new legislation in You 346, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in You 346, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in You 346, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in You 346, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in You 346, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.