Population | 5.628 billion |
Capital | Yodle City |
Leader | Emperor Wuff |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Cow |
The Holy Matriarchy of Yodle 6 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.628 billion Yodle 6ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Yodle 6ian economy, worth 693 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,174 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, Emperor Wuff has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and all beauty contests have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 6's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Yodle 6 is ranked 54,697th in the world and 7th in Disney World for Most Stationary, with 803.6896245272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, all beauty contests have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, Emperor Wuff has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Yodle City.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Yodle 6ians like vultures.