Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,758thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,274thMost Devout: 8,231st
The Holy Matriarchy of
Mother Knows Best State
NationStates
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Yodle 6

Population5.628 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalCow

The Holy Matriarchy of Yodle 6 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.628 billion Yodle 6ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 6ian economy, worth 693 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,174 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, Emperor Wuff has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and all beauty contests have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 6's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 6 is ranked 54,697th in the world and 7th in Disney World for Most Stationary, with 803.6896245272 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,758thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,274thMost Devout: 8,231stMost Patriotic: 9,108thMost Armed: 12,160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,532ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,446thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,842ndLargest Mining Sector: 18,303rdLargest Black Market: 19,805thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,955thLargest Retail Industry: 23,729thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,337thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,347th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, Emperor Wuff has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Yodle City.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 6, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Yodle 6ians like vultures.

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