Most Developed: 239thMost Patriotic: 248thHighest Poor Incomes: 251st
The Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Rise Together!
Representative Number 1
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yestel

Population10.762 billion

CapitalCoral Cove
LeaderRepresentative Number 1

Currency💎 Diamond
AnimalCow

The Empire of Yestel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Representative Number 1 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.762 billion Yestelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Cove. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yestelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,937 trillion 💎 Diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 365,870 💎 Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Representative Number 1 performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yestel's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yestel is ranked 306,269th in the world and 1,891st in The Communist Bloc for Most Primitive, scoring -1354.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Developed: 239thMost Patriotic: 248thHighest Poor Incomes: 251stSmartest Citizens: 254thLongest Average Lifespans: 257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 266thHighest Average Tax Rates: 274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 292ndLargest Governments: 301stHealthiest Citizens: 322ndMost Advanced Public Education: 344thLowest Crime Rates: 370thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 413thMost Beautiful Environments: 431stMost Valuable International Artwork: 456thLargest Welfare Programs: 461stLargest Information Technology Sector: 474thHighest Food Quality: 479thMost Efficient Economies: 536thMost Cultured: 547thBest Weather: 669thMost Cheerful Citizens: 749thMost Inclusive: 762ndMost Income Equality: 771stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 815thMost Secular: 919thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,067thHighest Average Incomes: 1,256thSafest: 1,302ndNicest Citizens: 1,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,973rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,117thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,448thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,641stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,644thHighest Economic Output: 4,072ndRudest Citizens: 5,050thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,605thMost Stationary: 13,460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,843rdTop
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Most Influential: 16,024thLargest Retail Industry: 18,831stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,368th
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 56th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 97th in the regionNudest: 139th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 168th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yestel, t-shirts displaying a photo of Representative Number 1 performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestel, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestel, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestel, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestel, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestel, war is made in the name of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestel, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestel, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestel, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestel, Coral Cove spends billions upgrading public transport.

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