Most Primitive: 953rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,846thMost Devout: 1,960th
The Left-Wing Populist State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Yes, Yes, Yes, Wait what was that last one?
President Chadius
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Yesmanland

Population2.815 billion

CapitalSaint Yesmanburg
LeaderPresident Chadius
FaithBobism

CurrencyAureus
AnimalBroad-Winged Hawk

The Left-Wing Populist State of Yesmanland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Chadius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.815 billion Yesmen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Yesmanburg. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Yesmanlandian economy, worth 345 trillion Aureuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,705 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute President Chadius's portrait, the full title of Hon President Chadius Vcte Mgve MF LWPSYLM GCYE runs to several pages, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yesmanland's national animal is the Broad-Winged Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bobism.

Yesmanland is ranked 141,918th in the world and 2nd in The Holy Sha Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 397.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
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Most Primitive: 953rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,846thMost Devout: 1,960thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,120thMost Armed: 3,817thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,057thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,357thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,396thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,401stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,357thMost Authoritarian: 5,989thMost Conservative: 6,192ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,072ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,164thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,257thLargest Black Market: 8,799thLargest Retail Industry: 12,223rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,338thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,146thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,040thLargest Governments: 19,616thLowest Crime Rates: 21,186thMost Cultured: 22,992ndHighest Poor Incomes: 23,549thHighest Average Incomes: 24,963rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yesmanland lodged a message on the The Holy Sha Alliance Regional Message Board.
  • : Yesmanland's influence in The Holy Sha Alliance rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Yesmanland, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Yesmanland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Museums of Musical Heritage"".
  • : Following new legislation in Yesmanland, the full title of Hon President Chadius Vcte Mgve MF LWPSYLM GCYE runs to several pages.
  • : Yesmanland lodged a message on the The Holy Sha Alliance Regional Message Board.
  • : Yesmanland's influence in The Holy Sha Alliance fell from "Superpower" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Yesmanland, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute President Chadius's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in Yesmanland, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Yesmanland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Contact rights between Parent and Child".

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