Most Valuable International Artwork: 412thMost Patriotic: 2,390thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,374th
The Recyclable Everything of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Yes Humans Are Recyclable!
Captain Recycled
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Yes Humans Are Recyclable

Population5.82 billion

CapitalRecycled Megalopolis
LeaderCaptain Recycled
FaithRecycled Theology

CurrencyRecyclable Water Bottle
AnimalRecycled Animals

The Recyclable Everything of Yes Humans Are Recyclable is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Recycled with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.82 billion Recyclable Humans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Recycled Megalopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The frighteningly efficient YHARs Slave economy, worth 967 trillion Recyclable Water Bottles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,315 Recyclable Water Bottles, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yes Humans Are Recyclable's national animal is the Recycled Animals, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Recycled Theology.

Yes Humans Are Recyclable is ranked 19,684th in the world and 14th in Callista for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,613 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 412thMost Patriotic: 2,390thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,374thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,484thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,275thLowest Crime Rates: 5,706thNudest: 6,234thHealthiest Citizens: 6,558thMost Devout: 6,927thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,542ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,193rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,444thMost Developed: 9,706thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,506thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,986thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,829thHighest Average Incomes: 12,121stMost Influential: 12,345thLargest Governments: 13,318thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,807thSmartest Citizens: 14,043rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,665thLargest Mining Sector: 17,243rdBest Weather: 19,622ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,373rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,473rdHighest Economic Output: 22,829thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,843rd
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the region

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