The Empire of Yemeria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Goltest with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.373 billion Yemerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wizima. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yemerian economy, worth 182 trillion Yuugriks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 133,054 Yuugriks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Yemeria has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, vehicular homicide by Yemerian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, GDP growth is the preferred altar of national worship, and candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yemeria's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Belief of the Eternal Rain.

Yemeria is ranked 23,788^th in the world and 61^st in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 56.36 quips per hour.