Most Devout: 571stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,006thMost Armed: 4,228th
The Office Chair Balooist of
Conservative Democracy
Glory to Ukraine
Albert I
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yazakhastan

Population4.854 billion

CapitalKazan
LeaderAlbert I
FaithRussian Orthodoxy

CurrencyRhybnule
AnimalAlicorn

The Office Chair Balooist of Yazakhastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Albert I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.854 billion Yazakhs are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazan. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yazakhastanian economy, worth 773 trillion Rhybnules a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,335 Rhybnules, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yazakhastan's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Yazakhastan is ranked 31,337th in the world and 17th in Callista for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 179.94 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Devout: 571stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,006thMost Armed: 4,228thMost Cultured: 4,433rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,341stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,465thLargest Black Market: 7,633rdHighest Food Quality: 7,873rdMost Patriotic: 7,977thMost Inclusive: 9,419thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,780thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,544thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,842ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,458thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,968thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,570thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,378thLowest Crime Rates: 17,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,932ndMost Influential: 19,110thLargest Governments: 19,518thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,123rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,726thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,178thMost Developed: 22,615thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,879thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,618th
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Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the region

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