The Freshwater WATAGGER of Yarodistan Dowdohaelhiaee is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Gangsti-Il Mingh with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.346 billion Yarods have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yarodistyan. The average income tax rate is 11.1%.

The sizeable but inefficient Yarodistan Dowdohaelhiaeean economy, worth 62.3 trillion Freshcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,296 Freshcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Yarodistan Dowdohaelhiaee's national animal is the Freshwater Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Yarodistan Dowdohaelhiaee is ranked 111,822^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Power Gulids II for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,444.02 Standard Monetary Units.