Population | 6.603 billion |
Capital | Merchanta |
Leader | High Merchantier |
Faith | low tax-ism |
Currency | Golden Lira |
Animal | Lion |
The Merchanate of Yamany is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High Merchantier with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.603 billion citizens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merchanta. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient citizen economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion Golden Lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 200,832 Golden Lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,829,460 per year while the poor average 2,478, a ratio of 738 to 1.
Concussed Lionball players cannot remember their lineup position, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers, and High Merchantier's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yamany's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is low tax-ism.
Yamany is ranked 165,862nd in the world and 3,204th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 115.15237769132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yamany was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Yamany was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Yamany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Yamany, High Merchantier's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Following new legislation in Yamany, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.
- : Yamany was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Yamany, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in Yamany, concussed Lionball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in Yamany, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Yamany, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.