Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th
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Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Xynlandia

Population14.14 billion

CapitalXXXX
Leadersome random guy
Faiththe best religion

CurrencyXynium
AnimalXylophone

The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by some random guy with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.14 billion Xynlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XXXX. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xynlandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,555 trillion Xyniums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 463,602 Xyniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Xynlandians have replaced bears in a popular idiom, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xynlandia's national animal is the Xylophone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the best religion.

Xynlandia is ranked 6,737th in the world and 195th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 481,600 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thMost Corrupt Governments: 24thMost Primitive: 31stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44thHighest Poor Incomes: 84thLowest Crime Rates: 88thMost Patriotic: 128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136thLargest Black Market: 173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 250thHighest Average Tax Rates: 260thLargest Governments: 266thHighest Average Incomes: 439thFattest Citizens: 466thMost Avoided: 635thMost Valuable International Artwork: 690thMost Conservative: 738thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,192ndHighest Economic Output: 1,287thMost Armed: 1,484thMost Authoritarian: 1,774thMost Extreme: 2,155thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,853rdNudest: 4,001stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,229thMost Efficient Economies: 6,114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,737thMost Income Equality: 7,210thMost Secular: 9,921stTop
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Largest Populations: 19,490th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the regionMost Extreme: 46th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 195th in the regionLargest Populations: 217th in the regionMost Income Equality: 310th in the regionMost Secular: 322nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, Xynlandians have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by coughing revolutionaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, workers' complaints never reach central planning.

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