Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 158thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 177th
The Pirates of
Capitalist Paradise
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Good

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Xyanth

Population41.661 billion

CapitalXyanth City
LeaderJ Noble Daggett

CurrencyDark Net Credit
Animalcat

The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 41.661 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Xyanthian economy, worth an astonishing 12,800 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 307,254 Dark Net Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,450,961 per year while the poor average 38,555, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, and government policies change at the drop of a rabbit. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 268,841st in the world and 20th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -40.99 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 158thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 177thLargest Populations: 336thHighest Economic Output: 351stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 400thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 600thHighest Disposable Incomes: 621stMost Avoided: 626thFattest Citizens: 682ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 767thLargest Gambling Industry: 825thRudest Citizens: 894thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,151stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,158thMost Armed: 1,386thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,427thLargest Retail Industry: 1,459thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,541stMost Stationary: 1,595thLargest Mining Sector: 1,725thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,857thHighest Crime Rates: 2,160thHighest Average Incomes: 2,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,165thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,207thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,161stSmartest Citizens: 4,499thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,974thMost Influential: 7,943rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,313thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,959thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,200thTop
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Largest Black Market: 14,543rdMost Secular: 14,653rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,761st
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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