The Oppressed Peoples of Xoxort is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 369 million Xoxortians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Xoxortian economy, worth 14.9 trillion Jihjs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,446 Jihjs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, interest in globalism never flags, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoxort's national animal is the Hufuh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xoxort is ranked 26,378^th in the world and 1,563^rd in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1,971.62 milliStalins.