The Herrscher of the Void of Xoriet is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 21.37 billion Xoriens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 6,945 trillion Saruns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 325,005 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 528^th in the world and 17^th in the Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 284.42 quips per hour.