Most Stationary: 324thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 457thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,379th
The Trading Card of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Better than a 1st ed Charizard!
Garfield
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Xomic

Population34.241 billion

CapitalOrphanus
LeaderGarfield
FaithMoth filled Wallet Worship

CurrencyMtG cards
AnimalOctopus

The Trading Card of Xomic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Garfield with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 34.241 billion Xomicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orphanus. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The all-consuming Xomician economy, worth a remarkable 4,491 trillion MtG cards a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,182 MtG cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xomic's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Moth filled Wallet Worship.

Xomic is ranked 3,747th in the world and 1st in Cental Pacific Archipelago for Healthiest Citizens, with 22.25 bananas ingested per day.

Top
1%
Most Stationary: 324thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 457thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,379thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,884thLargest Populations: 1,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,066thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,264thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,581stTop
5%
Best Weather: 2,806thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,861stHighest Economic Output: 3,051stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,364thSafest: 3,365thHealthiest Citizens: 3,747thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,763rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,998thLargest Governments: 5,066thSmartest Citizens: 5,615thMost Influential: 5,772ndMost Cultured: 6,538thHighest Food Quality: 6,551stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,572ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,896thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,927thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,998thMost Inclusive: 8,924thMost Developed: 11,482ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,754thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,129thMost Pacifist: 15,355thMost Secular: 15,717thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,699thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,806thLowest Crime Rates: 18,823rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,222ndHighest Average Incomes: 21,293rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xomic, citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz.
  • : Xomic was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Xomic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Xomic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Xomic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Xomic, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Xomic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Xomic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Xomic, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.
  • : Xomic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

Report