Largest Black Market: 11,469thLargest Populations: 14,649thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,797th
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Rare
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Powerhouse
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Xerlona-1

Population21.05 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDolly Varden

The Watchfires of Xerlona-1 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.05 billion Xerlona-1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xerlona-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,310 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Xerlona-1ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xerlona-1's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xerlona-1 is ranked 35,285th in the world and 1st in Xerlona for Most Stationary, with 1,277.5793559598 days.

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Largest Black Market: 11,469thLargest Populations: 14,649thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,797thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,860thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,189thLargest Retail Industry: 24,233rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,980thMost Patriotic: 26,932nd

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  • : Xerlona-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Xerlona-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Xerlona-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Xerlona-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Xerlona-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Xerlona-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Xerlona-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Xerlona-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Xerlona-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Xerlona-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.

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