The Democratic People's Republic of Xenja Tomanar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eddy Xofghenz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.603 billion Xenja Tomanarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xuhzaz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenja Tomanarian economy, worth 530 trillion zererezers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,976 zererezers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 785,759 per year while the poor average 36,420, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Eddy Xofghenz's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, foreign governments regularly accuse the Xenja Tomanarian military of war crimes, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenja Tomanar's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xenja Tomanar is ranked 7,186^th in the world and 643^rd in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 49.64 Bank.